Monday, June 16, 2008

WHAT THE F*%# IS "HAPPENING"?

Mr. Shalamar or whatever is your last name, You really got me this time and not in a good way!


THE SIXTH SENSE was a masterpiece, UNBREAKABLE was an ok movie... With mixed reviews for SIGNS and THE VILLAGE, I waited for my netflix copies.

I thought that after LADY IN THE WATER you learned your lesson but... NOOO!!


What a piece of crap!! Ridiculous premises, nonsense all along the pathetic 90 minutes and the horrible acting make this movie the worst of this year so far. (I smell lots of Razzies and rotten tomatoes!!)








People, I'm not going to ask you to skip THE HAPPENING. Go see it!! You will be more than dissapointed!!!

PS: I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

THE DANCER IS BACK!!!

After 16 years of its original release, one of the most energetic tunes of the 90's is back in the UK!!!




And it seems that the british are willing to beat the excessive heatwave buying and drinking the spring water brand that is using RHYTHM IS A DANCER by Snap! as part of its TV ad.


Based in the fact that our brain is 75% water, the funny spot features the puppet character "Brains" from the mid 60's show Thunderbirds.



Hmmm... He looks very familiar to me in this picture...


The advert depicts the little guy dancing, he then takes a sip of the water and dances better than before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzSBbrID1FU


Even when I still don't get that "I'm serious as cancer when I say Rhythm is a dancer" part, I thinks is such a cool thing to see how old favorite songs are having a revival thanks to creative TV commercials.

Remember the gorilla drumming to the Phil Collins' "In the air tonight"? Already a classic!!!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=TApA1fyoSdk

Monday, June 9, 2008

...ON HOW STUPID I AM

And this is something that can only happen to me!!!



With many reasons to celebrate this pride month (Coming out to my family as the most important), I decided to visit the City of Brotherly Love for this year's parade and festival.

Early sunday morning I took the bus in chinatown for a 20 bucks round trip fare.

The more than 96 degrees afternoon was a pleasant and fun time where I found myself dancing, drinking, meeting people and celebrating my pride in this colourful event.

On my way back to New York, early monday morning, the bus driver decided to stop in a NJ Turnpike Travel Plaza. Without saying a single word to the passengers, this anal chinese man leave the bus and get inside the service area.

Being aware of this short but necessary stop, a small group of travellers(including myself) decided to follow the driver and get some refreshments for the remaining of the trip.

A couple minutes later (not even 4) I realized that THE BUS (WITH MY BACKPACK LEFT ON THE SEAT) WAS GONE!!!

First thing that came to my mind was my Ipod and then my wallet (in that order).

Thank god that I was listening to some music when I decided to go inside the plaza to buy some water.

Motivated for the faith in getting our belongings as soon as we get to New York, Me and another forgotten soul, an indian guy named "Z", got a ride from a road trooper to the closest NJ train station.






A Path ride and a couple NYC cabs later we got to the bus station office in chinatown where a rude and indecipherable asian lady was waiting empty handed for us.


Cellphone, Digital camera and a couple cool clothes R.I.P. now in thieves land.

The moral of the story? NONE!! Just call me Stupid!!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

COMING VERY, VERY SOON!!!

The countdown is still on!!



THE ULTIMATE TOP 100 SONGS OF THE 80s, Part 3 & 4 (From #79 to #61) are coming to you this week!!


Stay blogged!!

Monday, June 2, 2008

I'M SO BUSTED!!!

I'm baack...!!

And even when I feel like a million dollar and ready for an extra dosis of blogging, this thing that is happening to me is surreal!!



So as you know, I went to sunny Florida to have an emotional encounter with my mama after 6 years of not seeing her. I spent an amazing time with her and my aunts during the mother's day weekend.

My mission for this trip besides this quality time spent in Florida was to come out to my mom and have a long and friendly conversation with her.



Well, unfortunately I couldn't find a mother/son time during this trip and I blame it on all the million relatives and family friends that my mama introduced me to.

This is a latin thing, you know! Even when I'm not related to these persons I found myself having more than 20 tias (aunts) and a thousand of primos (cousins).




Back in NY, I found myself a little dissapointed but fully convinced that it was not the right time for me to confess this little secret.

Well, as you know, destiny acts in very strange ways and this weekend in Lima, Peru while my super nice sister (which is also a modern and cool mom) was creating her profile on myspace, she browsed my name and then found my profile on that popular site.

Big and incredible was her surprise when Ana found out that her brother Jorge's sexual orientation is GAY .



Early this morning I found her email asking me for the truth and nothing else than the naked truth.

I couldn't lie to her! For more than 10 years I've been true to myself and today June 2nd has been one of the most important days of my life when I confessed to my sister (by email) that I am a gay man living in NY.

Everything is COOL!! Ana has become my good friend and confident(one more time and after more than 25 years of not having a close and friendly relationship).

La Mama is next... Things can only get better...


PS:I still feel so kooky for coming out to my sister "on-line".These are definitely modern times!! I wonder what's next? Getting fired or quitting your job on youtube?



HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO EVERYONE!!

Monday, May 5, 2008

THE ULTIMATE TOP 100 SONGS OF THE 80s (PART 2: 90 - 81)

90
In your eyes - PETER GABRIEL, 1987

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXyX45A0Alk

How could I forget that amazing tune that I played on my boombox outside my former girlfriend Mistis' bedroom window?

Oh wait! That was Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack) serenating his girlfiend in this memorable scene of the Say Anything film. The first statement was only one of my teenager's fantasies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_J-lxK8uCY&feature=related

Originally recorded for So, the 1986 album that includes the megahits "Big Time", and "Sledgehammer"(#126), "In your eyes" became an instant classic when Cameron Crown decided to include this song on the soundtrack of his 1989's movie.

Written for Peter Gabriel's one-time girlfriend, this is one of two songs recorded in the 1980's that were dedicated to actress Rosanna Arquette. The other one is that Toto's tune, you know, the one that makes you wanna wake up every morning to see her eyes (Rosanna, #112). No doubt that there's something about this gal's eyes.

89
Dancing in the dark - BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, 1984




"Dancing in the dark" gave the New Jersey singer his first Grammy Award for Best Rock Vocal Performance in 1985. It also won the MTV Video Music Award for Best Stage Performance for
the Brian DePalma-directed video, perhaps best remembered for the appearance of a young Courteney Cox as a fan who is invited on stage by Springsteen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk8VZgJkpeg





The dancing from both Springsteen and Cox in this video was also the influence for the infamous "Carlton Dance" from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1cLOIxsQ8


88
Do they know it's christmas? - BAND AID, 1984


The mac daddy of all the charity singles and the one that inspired the We Are The World song.

"Do They Know It's Christmas?" was written by Bob Geldof and Midge Ure in 1984 specifically to raise money for relief of 1984–1985 famine in Ethiopia.



The song stayed at Number 1 for five weeks and raised many millions of pounds becoming the biggest-selling single in UK chart history. It has since been passed by Elton John's tribute to Diana, Princess of Wales, "Candle in the Wind 1997."


Ever since its release during the christmas time of 1984, the single has made its appearence during the holidays in the UK charts for the past 23 consecutive years including the 1989's horrible version produced by the hit factory Stock, Aitken and Waterman project and the 20 years anniversary single produced by Nigel Godrich (Radiohead, Travis, Beck, Paul McCartney) in 2004.



87
Just can't get enough - DEPECHE MODE, 1981





The band's first single to be released in the United States during the winter of 1982 and the only one included in this countdown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLA3WA9QOh0

It was the first Depeche Mode song to get a music video and also the only video with Vince Clarke who left the band in December of 1981 to become the other half of Yazoo in 1982 ("Situation", #121) and the music master of the synth pop duo Erasure in 1985 (which music will be featured in this countdown very soon).


86 Uptown girl - BILLY JOEL, 1984


It's the working-class "downtown man" and the wealthy "uptown girl" story. Something that every common man has experienced in some point in their lives, right?

Well, Ladi Di made this tune her own when she married Prince Charles. I even had my own "uptown boy" experience during my first months living in New York City.




When Billy Joel decided to have supermodel Christie Brinkley in the video (his inspiration for the song in real life), she showed up at his house to discuss it.
He answered the door and immediately told her "I don't dance", which was true at the time. Brinkley had to give Joel basic dance steps (Clearly seen on the video, minute 2:41) so he could "dance" in the video with her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F-nt7aC_JQ

This started their romance which eventually led to their marriage. They divorced in 1994 and subsequently the song was missing from the setlist during Joel's 1994 "River of Dreams" tour.



85

There's a light that never goes out - THE SMITHS, 1986

Allow me to share my interpretation of this outstanding masterpiece:
The song is about Morrisey's homosexuality and his family's disapproval of it. He asks his friend (Johnny Marr?) to take him away and possibly tries to express his feelings for him, but can't. That powerful feeling is his love and devotion, that light that never goes out..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INgXzChwipY

I felt so identified with this song during that uncertain time that I had in my teenage years in Peru. You know, the time when you started to question yourself about your life, your sexuality, your future, your meaning in this world.



Morrisey and company felt like a loyal friend, a pleasant company a good listener during these difficult times.


84 Bette Davis' eyes - KIM CARNES, 1981

The song was previously written and recorded in 1974 but it was not until 1981, when Carnes recorded her version of the song, that it became a massive success. With a sound that seduced a big 80s audience "Bette Davis' Eyes" spent nine non-consecutive weeks on top of the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 and achieved the highest seller of the year winning the Grammy Awards for Song of the Year and Record of the Year.


Bette Davis admitted to being a fan of the song and approached Carnes and the songwriters to thank them for making her "a part of modern times."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-RdAzkKlXY&feature=related


83
London calling - THE CLASH, 1980

"London Calling" reflects desperation of the band's situation in 1979 struggling with high debt, without management and arguing with their record label over whether the London Calling album should be a single or double album. The lines referring to "now don't look to us / All that phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust" reflects the concerns of the band over its situation after the punk rock boom in England in 1977 had ended.

Over the years, "London Calling" has become regarded by many critics as the band's finest.








82
Dancing with myself - BILLY IDOL, 1983

"Dancing With Myself" is a song released in 1981 by Idol's former band, british punk-rockers Generation X.

Two years later, a remake of this song was released in the U.S. in an effort to introduce Idol's solo career to American audiences not yet as familiar with him.




The video of this song was played in heavy rotation on MTV for six months and sparked a whole new era of feature film directors that would try their hand at directing music videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VNx78SAq8M

Like that "Turning japanese" song, Dancing with myself is reportedly about masturbation but is actually about the famous pogo dancing.

For me this was my dance anthem, the one that encourage me whenever I felt too shy to ask a girl to dance with me or whenever girls didn't want to dance with this former chubby kid.

Believe me, it was the freakiest and weirdest scene to see me dancing with myself. I didn't care, I still don't...



81
Don't dream it's over - CROWDED HOUSE, 1987

Relationships are a hard thing to work out, when you find that special person nothing can separate you. Even in the darkest hour, do not dream that it's over because love goes on. This song definitely has staying power.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZZfuCJ970w




TO BE CONTINUED...

Sunday, May 4, 2008

BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!! (So far)

http://www.sonoframbow.com/

On my mellow time during this foggy and gray weekend I decided to go to the movies. I won't deny that I felt tempted for the Harold and Kumar sequel for a couple minutes and since I'm not a big fan of box office hits, my 11 bucks didn't go to the Iron Man but to a different kind of superhero. I decided to pick my "never dissapointing" european movie and this one was a brilliant british comedy.

It's called THE SON OF RAMBOW, a hilariously fresh take on friendship, family and film heroes.

This is the kind of movie that makes you believe that there's not better time than your childhood and if you were a little kid during the 80s, you will feel so identified with all the story elements of this charming and brilliant film.


The movie has won already multiple awards in the most important film festivals including Sundance and it was directed and produced by the talented Hammer and Tongs duo, best known for their impressive work of the most innovative videos of the last 10 years.

Remember that cute story of the little milk box in the Blur's video for "Coffee & TV"?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWUil383us4&feature=related

Well, there's nothing else to tell... Go see it!! You are going to love it!!

PS: Best scene of the movie: The back room in the school where all the kids hang out with the french student while listening to 80's tunes and experiencing with coke and pop rocks candy... HILARIOUS!!!

Cheers amigos!!